Elder Care Advocate Pillows

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"We've brought Dad home form hospital for the weekend"

"Someone to see you!"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

How to save money on geriatric care?

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Care Home Eject Button.

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.

"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Pension Calculation

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."

'Nobility vehicle'

Old people sign - Whatever

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''