Senior Self-care Advocate Gifts

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Self-esteem room

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Are you OK hun?"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Breast Height Chart

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sheep In Curlers

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Mom's Spa'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Hair spray"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Complete Makeover

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Someone to see you!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"