Slow Living Appreciator Gifts

"Everything takes grandpa a little longer to do. he's analog."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Aging of Underwear

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Old Tortoise

"I've finally got my head together."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Anyone home?"

'FQ...?'

Boris Bike

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

birthday meets reality

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Snail Taxi.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"You sure are getting old and fat."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Another sleepy one town horse.

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"What a shell!"

'God knows where you libido went!'