Aging Graceful Appreciator Gifts

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

Aging Problems

"I noticed a few browns."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

The Aging of Underwear

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound like I used to.'

"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Old Tortoise

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'