
'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'
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'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
Four Stages of Christmas.
"Now, you said you wanted a grownup haircut."
Beluga High 25th Reunion
Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.
Sag Nav
'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Your contents have shifted."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
Multi-Generational Books
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
'Man...You age great!'
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
An old man exercising with hourglasses
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
"I noticed a few browns."
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
Aging Problems
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
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