Aging Gracefully Aficionado Gifts

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Birthday Celebration

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"But, don't you think we might have more in common now than we did in high school?"

"No, I don't want to know my age in dog years."

"Wow, apart from a few grey hairs, your gormless face looks exactly the same."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Multi-Generational Books

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Man...You age great!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Ed's receding hairline!

Parts Department

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Aging Problems

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Don't have a hot flush....

"You're right, they are statins."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."