Aging Gracefully Aficionado Pillows

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Birthday Celebration

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"But, don't you think we might have more in common now than we did in high school?"

"No, I don't want to know my age in dog years."

"Wow, apart from a few grey hairs, your gormless face looks exactly the same."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Multi-Generational Books

'Man...You age great!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Ed's receding hairline!

Parts Department

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Aging Problems

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"You're right, they are statins."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

A very fine vintage

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"