Aging Gracefully Admirers Pillows

Senior dating disasters.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Multi-Generational Books

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Man...You age great!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Aging Problems

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

The Aging of Underwear

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

A very fine vintage

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'They want your underwear.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Four Stages of Christmas.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound like I used to.'