Quiet Appreciator Gifts

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

Make America Quiet

Silent Night.

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

True Modesty.

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."