Slow Living Appreciator Pillows

"Everything takes grandpa a little longer to do. he's analog."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Aging of Underwear

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Old Tortoise

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Anyone home?"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Boris Bike

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

'FQ...?'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

birthday meets reality

"You sure are getting old and fat."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Business is slow, thank goodness.

Snail Taxi.

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"What a shell!"