Slow-paced Life Appreciator Pillows

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Boris Bike

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Business is slow, thank goodness.

Snail Taxi.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've always worked from home."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

Another sleepy one town horse.

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"What a shell!"

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

'On your mark...'

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'