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Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

"You've got to stop and eat the roses."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Who knew we would be trend setters?'

Business is slow, thank goodness.

Amy quickly realizes she isn't cut out for life in the fast lane.

'I agree the world is moving too fast.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Slow food restaurant

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

Back Down

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'