Slow Movers Club Gifts

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

One!

"We haven't danced in ages."

Leaping

Sidewalk Ballet

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'I need to get a bigger place.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Vote Centrist

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

"I am running!"

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"I went rollerskating last weekend

I told you not to stop so fast.

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

"I love watching these things wizz past."

'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'

Let's face it, it just wasn't for us

Snail