Fast Mover Gifts

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Cycling with a harp case

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exercise now!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

One!

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Dance.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Leaping

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Van Go

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Freestyling.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

House hunting is cruel.

House sale.