Fast Mover Gifts

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Cycling with a harp case

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exercise now!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Dance.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Leaping

Van Go

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Move.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Freestyling.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

State of the Union

House hunting is cruel.