Music Mover Gifts

Freestyling.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Cycling with a harp case

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

One!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Broadway Moosical.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Leaping

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Van Go

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Move.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."