Moving Gifts

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

'We're just renting, with an option to skip town in the middle of the night.'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

For Sale

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

Too Much Information.

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

Almost sold.

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.

Self-Storage

Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.

'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'

This looks promising. East Side, hole in the wall, $2400.00 per month.

'The owner is motivated.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

'For sale' 'Thank the Lord!'

Repossessed Properties.

Change is good.

"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."

"No, it's not prewar - yet."

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"The new tenant better not be a humming bird again! Boy the neighbour was driving me crazy!"

"I hear you've moved. So, what's it like living in a grated community?"

"Sweet."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."