Moving Pillows

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

'We're just renting, with an option to skip town in the middle of the night.'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

For Sale

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

Too Much Information.

Almost sold.

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

Caution- Falling Property Value Next 5 Miles

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'

This looks promising. East Side, hole in the wall, $2400.00 per month.

'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

Self-Storage

"No, it's not prewar - yet."

Change is good.

"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."

'We're experience a housing recovery.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'The owner is motivated.'

'For sale' 'Thank the Lord!'

Repossessed Properties.

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"Why, Gorgarty, you're blushing."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"