Moving Together Pillows

"I'd like to find a friend with benefits, preferably housing benefits."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Layer cake

Love is when you watch television together.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Pyjama party

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"I'm starting to think stripes."