Modernmover Gifts

Ye Haul.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Broadway Moosical.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Leaping

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Van Go

"This city is becoming unlivable."

The Move.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Sidewalk Ballet

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."