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Ye Haul.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

One!

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Van Go

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Broadway Moosical.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Leaping

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Move.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Sidewalk Ballet

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

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