Little Mover Gifts

One!

Leaping

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exercise now!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Van Go

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

The Move.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Freestyling.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."