Minimalist Mover Gifts

Man driving a single wheel

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Leaping

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"