Minimalist Gifts

Dream Small

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

New from Low-Key Press.

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'

Keep it simple stupid!

Basic Shelter.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Waste vs Poverty.

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'No, I don't want a bag or cashback and I haven't got a car park voucher or a loyalty card. I just want to pay for the newspaper and get on with my life.'

Basic Shelter.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'I decided to go minimalistic with my decorations this Christmas.'

ACME REFRIGERATOR, 'But on the plus side, we don't owe anybody a dime!'

Horn of Plenty.

'R.I.P. - At last uncluttered.'

Mobile phone-free zone: Get Your Life Back!

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I prefer it this way.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

"You sure go to great measures not to spoil your children, Dr. Patterson."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

They took it with them.

"My master owns ten billion things and it drives him crazy keeping track of it. I own a chewy - 'nuff said!"

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

Life is just four letters...

ACME REFRIGERATOR, 'But on the plus side, we don't owe anybody a dime!'

"You don't have a computer, you don't have a smartphone, you're not on social media, you don't have a credit card..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It's all loaded up. Nothing's left in that house but memories. Oh, and that stupid sectional couch we couldn't fit through the door."

So you're bored. You knew when you married me that I can't stand media or any other stimulus.

To die for. To live for.