Modern Minimalist Gifts

New American dream? 'I sometimes fantasize about a modest home and a fairly new used car.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Traditional -vs- Contemporary

'So I sold my entire library on Ebay and replaces it with this ebook.'

"Yes, but a book token is lighter"

Typewriters and Laptops.

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Help!!!"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"I've received 600 robocalls today. For Christmas I'd like robocall, spam and junk mail blockers."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

As years pass, viewer gets fatter as the TV gets slimmer.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"You can bring the rest tomorrow."

'Help! Tech-gadgeted myself into poverty!'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'Well, I don't know whether I just fed the parking meter, played a song on the jukebox, or turned on my sprinklers at home.'

Small car with unicycle on roof.

My annual treecation. Just a guy and his tree. And his iPad, iPod, iTouch, Macbook, previous generation of all of the above for backup purposes. And a small power generator. Just us and the quiet solitude of nature. Beep, beep, beep, beep, B -

It's a coffee-table Kindle.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Phone Hypnosis

Contains No Coconut Oil

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"