Style Minimalist Gifts

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

Paperless office.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'