Color Minimalist Gifts

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

(Camel paintings)

Soup of the month.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

New from Low-Key Press.

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."