Color Minimalist Gifts

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Soup of the month.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."