Artistic Minimalist Gifts

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Now this I get."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."