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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Now this I get."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'