Intellectual Minimalist Gifts

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

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'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'