Mechanical Minimalist Gifts

'That sir, is our economy model.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

(Camel paintings)

"I didn't spark joy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man showing in the rain.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Bring out yer books!'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The Mainstream

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Typewriters and Laptops.