Tech Minimalist Gifts

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"I know you lost your phone, and you feel like you can't survive without it, but you'll live."

"I'm looking for a TV with a remote that has fewer buttons than my age."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"Have you got anything smaller?"

"Instead of putting your phone on vibrate and taping your toothbursh to it, just go buy an electric toothbrush."

"You put a 'do not disturb' sign on your phone? Putting it on silent may be a little more practical."

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"I think I'll leave my phone at home today."

'Sorry, you can't take it with you - that includes your iphone.'

'I had to downgrade my mobile . . .'

Raining Cell Phones.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'