Digital Minimalist Gifts

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Too Much Information.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"And another thing, stop sending me e-mails."

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

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"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Woman searches 'how to spend less time on your phone'.

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"How can we make cell phones more addictive?"

Google Home-less

"What? You said no cell phones during the meeting. My cell phone is switched off!"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"My screen time is down 42%. If word gets out that I'm actually being productive, and not staring at my phone, I'll be ostracized by my generation."

"The wonder of this model is that anyone can operate it. It doesn't do anything."

"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"

"I eventually ran out of money for apps and had to start doing things the hard way."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Being careful on social media.

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

"It's from the Baxters. They just wanted to let us know they've gone off the grid."

"....And here is the computer clutter which you left in your cloud account."

Mobile phones vs books

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Books vs Tablets