Internet Minimalist Gifts

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

All Natural Nothing

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."