Media Minimalist Gifts

'I want you to stop watching the 'Cable News Network,' and switch to the 'Ignorance is Bliss' channel.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

All Natural Nothing

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."