Tv Minimalist Gifts

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Typewriters and Laptops.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

New from Low-Key Press.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."