Tv Minimalist Gifts

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

Less is more.

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