Presentation Minimalist Gifts

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Blue sky thinking

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Bare Minimum

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'