Presentation Minimalist Gifts

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Blue sky thinking

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

The Bare Minimum

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.