Meeting Minimalist Gifts

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"This could have just been an email."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

All Natural Nothing

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.