Mindful Minimalist Gifts

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"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

"Money won't make you happy."

"No, Mr Blenkinsop - you CAN'T take it all with you. . !"

Consumption

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.