Creative Minimalist Gifts

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

New from Low-Key Press.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'