Creative Minimalist Pillows

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"