Modern Minimalist Pillows

New American dream? 'I sometimes fantasize about a modest home and a fairly new used car.'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Traditional -vs- Contemporary

"Yes, but a book token is lighter"

Typewriters and Laptops.

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Help!!!"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"I've received 600 robocalls today. For Christmas I'd like robocall, spam and junk mail blockers."

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"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Help! Tech-gadgeted myself into poverty!'

'Well, I don't know whether I just fed the parking meter, played a song on the jukebox, or turned on my sprinklers at home.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Phone Hypnosis

Contains No Coconut Oil

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'