Comedic Minimalist Gifts

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

Jumble Sale

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.