Ironic Minimalist Gifts

Minimal Chic.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."