Ironic Minimalist T-Shirts

Minimal Chic.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

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"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Life stripped bare

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS