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The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

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'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Horn of Plenty.