Minimalist Ironist Gifts

'The guy on the tannot said that when I left the train I had to make sure I took all my belongings with me...'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'for more obit info, go to...'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Artist Misses the Point

"It may only be two sentences long but I've finally done it. Written the great male romance novel."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

Diogenes and tourists

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Sartre's E-Mail

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Barnett Newman

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'Just because!'