Minimalist Thinker Gifts

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'

"I agree with simplifying our lives, but maybe we've gone too far."

'We've truly simplified our lives, and ow no one. But are we truly happy?'

'What's all the fuss. I've been living off the grid for years and it hasn't inconvienced me.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

"Covid-19 has taught us. . ."

"Money isn't everything."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless."

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin

'You'll be getting a raise if you believe in the philosophy that less is more.'

'Just because!'

Anti-technology matron Sadie Cohen, why have your luddite rants touched a nerve? Simple. People are sick of buying crud that becomes obsolete a week after they own it. They're exhausted from being constantly connected. They'd like a break from mindless over-stimulation. Fascinating. Have you blogged this stuff? Aaahhhh.

'I prefer economy housing.'

Life stripped bare

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I came in to buy the new ipad pro. I picked the silver one."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I didn't spark joy."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal