Romantic Minimalist Gifts

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.