Romantic Minimalist Gifts

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Marcello Mastroianni.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.