Marriage Minimalist Gifts

"You'll do."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"I'd like you to meet my Husband 2.0!"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

The End is Near...You Wish.

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!"

"....After 'So long as we both do live', we'd like to ass 'or we get fed up with each other'."

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

Glad we moved out of the City

'A lot of domestic accidents could be prevented -- take marriage, for instance....'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'But dear, you always said you didn't care where we went on our honeymoon.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

'So John, can I have the hand of your daughter in marriage for a few years?'

"Click here if you accept his terms and conditions."

"So this is what 'for richer, for poorer' looks like."

"Sad flick, but they found happiness at the end."

"Do you offer a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"I never meant to hurt you."