Minimalist Guru Gifts

We're kicking you out of the minimalist club.

'Love the whole back-to-basics thing. I'll miss my freedom, but not the clutter.'

"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

The Bare Minimum

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

The Move.

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."